Pick-up lines can be cheesy, sleazy and funny. And the funny one usually gets the girl. Also your appearance and your conduct but that’s a whole other topic. OK, back to pickup lines… guys since you do most of the asking out, you know how hard it is to deliver the perfect pickup line. It has too be bold with coming off as too strong. It has to be smart and not seedy. You also don’t have to look desperate. Don’t sweat it.The internet has come to your rescue, yet again. Redditors share their best pickup lines. Try them at your own risk.

1. For the Incredibly Confident Guys

My personal favorite comes I believe from Sean Connery:

“My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear.”

“Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear.”

“Damn thing must be ten minutes fast…” [PyedPyper[]]

2. Sweet…

Do you have a raisin?


How about a date? [ahampster]

3. Say Kiss Me in Russian

Back in college I met a girl at a party. We hit it off, she tells me she’s Russian, and that she speaks the language.

I say “Bullshit! Say something in Russian!” She asks, “what do you want me to say?”.

I replied, “I want you to say ‘kiss me “

I have no idea what she said next, but I kissed her. [BioLogicMC]

4. My Gut Says to Take You Out

Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out. [MrBuddyHolly]

5. When You Think She has a Great Sense of Humour

“I think you dropped something”


“Your standards. Hi, I’m LatviaSecretPolice” [LatviaSecretPolice]

6. Pickup Lines For Nerds

Are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I’m having trouble understanding your terms and you aren’t showing any interest. [wildkat57]

7. When You Want to Flatter Her So Much it Hurts

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.  I have personally used it and succeeded. [alawam]

8. When You Can’t Think of Something to Say

Get like 20 limes and approach target. Drop them all and then try to pick all them up and say ” can you help me? I’m really bad at pick up limes” .[andrewp37]

9. When You’re a Girl And Its Too Easy

“Hey wanna make out?”

I’m a female. It works pretty well. [surpriseslingshot]

10. Hot Damn

Hey girl, are you a beaver? Because DAM.

Trust me, it’ll usually get a laugh, a smile, or a smirk. Either way, it’s a conversation starter for sure. [RedJeans542]


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