When I was 20, I used to work on a farm. One time, I forgot my cigarettes at home, so I asked this guy (about my age) if he could give me one of his. To be clear: this guy always seemed a bit strange, walking around whispering to himself. He said: “I don’t have any on me right now. But I need to buy a pack anyway.” So he bought a pack, gave me a cigarette, then he buried the pack in the field and ran over it with a tractor. Like, at least ten times. It took him almost 30 minutes (this was an old tractor). When I asked him why he did that, he said: “I forgot I quit smoking.” A few weeks later, he was fired, because the boss caught him f**king a pumpkin. [Skidmark666]
I knew a kid in middle school that would draw pictures with his bloody poop all over the bathroom walls. They had to take off the front doors to the bathrooms and told parents kids were smoking… they told parents 7th graders were smoking because that was better than the truth.
Last I heard he had won a bunch of painting competitions and was actually quite brilliant at it. I guess he was just a tortured artist at heart. [drunkenbusiness]
9. I Hate Clothes
Dan. He was weird. We were friends at school, but never hung out too much outside. We had to work on a report together in like the 6th or 7th grade. I went to his house. Opens the door…buck naked. Nothing on but a smile. We go in the kitchen, his mom is making dinner. Sister’s doing homework. Dressed and normal as can be. Not Danny. He’s naked and nobody is giving a f*ck about it. He just told me he hated clothes and never wore them around the house. Not a nudist. Just hated clothes. Soooo strange. [HuckleberryFynn]
10. The Wizard
In my first year of College (UK) studying nursing I was the top male in the year. Admitted, there was only one other male (there were 2 classes he was in the other one). He believed with every fibre of his being, that he was a wizard. He was an adult in his 20’s. I had a few friends in his class who would tell me stories about him. Some highlights were that he was infatuated with a girl in the class and would talk openly about how he planned to ‘swoon’ her, and even made love potions for her that he would try and get her to drink. He also told the class he would be missing the lessons after lunch one day because he had ‘magical matters’ to attend to, nobody asked what these were apparently, they just let it roll. As well as this he refused to study some subjects like anatomy (keep in mind this is nursing we are studying) as the books lied. Oh, and he once challenged another student from a completely different course to a duel for some slight this guy had apparently done to the ‘Wizard’. My friend thought it was something to do with the girl he was obsessed with. [bennett93ish]